murder mystery.

Daniel. 19. I just wasn't made for these times.

Q
what would you write for your "about" page if you were to have a profile on a dating site?
A

“Danny is a 1993 American science fiction adventure film[2] directed by Steven Spielberg. The film is based on the novel of the same name by Michael Crichton. It stars Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Martin Ferrero, and Bob Peck. The film centers on the fictional Isla Nublar near Costa Rica in the Central American Pacific Coast, where a billionaire philanthropist and a small team of genetic scientists have created an amusement park of cloned dinosaurs.”

Q
what's a piece of advice that you took that turned out to be wrong?
A

“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”

Q
why did the chicken cross the road?
A

to get to the other vagina

Q
if you could poop on a movie/band/person, what would they be?
A

everyone is going to hate me.

movie - titanic

band - idk lots

person - self-righteous tumblr users.

It just takes a while for your memory to return.: If you know someone who,enjoys writing poetry, reading novels,...

flentes:

If you know someone who,

enjoys writing poetry, reading novels, smoking cigarettes, drinking wine, smoking marijuana, watching the Office. Has a vinyl collection, owns a few albums by the Beatles, can do a load of laundry, can make a decent meal. Who’s favorite animal is a cat. Owns a cat, feeds…

lol here i am

(via theyellowsun)

I have to fold my laundry for the first time in months.

And then I have to do a shit ton of politics reading.

So send me entertaining messages to make me feel better?

yeeee

grantqt:

I’m getting impatient, discontent and fucking tired.

fuckyeah1990s:

I’m starting a campaign for Pizza Hut to bring back the Big New Yorker Pizza they sold in the 90s… because, pizza.

nostalgia’ing so hard.

Movies I want to see

Moonrise Kingdom
Lawless
Looper
Django Unchained
Lincoln
What to Expect When You’re Expecting
Gangster Squad
Cosmopolis 

fuckyeahdirectors:

David Lynch and Kyle MacLachlan on the set of Blue Velvet. View high resolution

fuckyeahdirectors:

David Lynch and Kyle MacLachlan on the set of Blue Velvet.

(Source: mashel)

mokiita replied to your post: mokiita replied to your post: in other news, my…

you’re right i see no difference at all

darker?

get it,

because there’s less light?

ha.

haha.

the-asphalt-jungle:

Happy Birthday, James Maitland Stewart - (May 20th, 1908 -July 2nd, 1997)
“Hollywood dishes out too much praise for small things. I won’t let it get me, but too much praise can turn a fellow’s head if he doesn’t watch his step”. View high resolution

the-asphalt-jungle:

Happy Birthday, James Maitland Stewart - (May 20th, 1908 -July 2nd, 1997)

“Hollywood dishes out too much praise for small things. I won’t let it get me, but too much praise can turn a fellow’s head if he doesn’t watch his step”.